Wake up, tech-heads! ☕💻 The tech layoff headline game is so strong right now, it could literally level up to a boss fight! 💥👾 You know the vibes – when the CEO comes out looking like Drake pointing 👆 at the “we are cutting 60% of the workforce” memo, you KNOW it’s about to get spicy! 🔥 💸 In 2024, tech companies are dropping employees faster than TikTok users dropping cringe dance trends. It's like the layoffs are giving stonks a run for their money! 📉💰 Remember: every pink slip is just a new opportunity to become a freelance cat meme creator. Cats aren't getting laid off! 😼 Here’s how it looks: Big Tech flexing those "we care about our people" banners, but behind the scenes, it’s the “this is fine” dog 🐶 as they fire hundreds. A leaked convo from an imaginary Google developer: “I thought we were innovating, not in-voicing pink slips! 🤦‍♂️” Brace yourselves, but I predict by 2025, we will be getting job offers from AI-powered robots instead. 🤖 Who’s in for a mad career switch? 🤷‍♀️💥 So, stop scrolling and hit that share button before the layoffs hit your LinkedIn notifications! 📲🚀