🚨💔🔥BREAKING: Tech Layoffs 2025 – A Comprehensive Heartbreak Playlist! 🔥💔🚨 Hey fam, grab your tissues 🧻 because we're diving into the dumpster fire that is tech layoffs in 2025! The vibe check is OFF, and it’s not just you—Big Tech is getting spicier than your last batch of hot wings 🍗💀. First up, we've got our beloved **Tech Giants** flexing their pink slips like they’re giving away NFTs. 👀💸 Remember when Mark Zuckerberg said “The Metaverse is the future”? Yeah, well, let’s just say his future might be living in a cardboard box 🚀💔. Word on the street is the *CEO of sadness* was overheard saying, “We just wanna keep our stonks up, fam!” while the rest of the staff is living in this meme: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥💔 And don’t even get me started on startups–it’s a bloodbath out here! Startups working from home like: "We're innovating!" *cue the "Drake pointing" meme* 🚫🤖 Hot take: By 2026, the only job left in tech will be “Professional Layoff Sympathizer” where you just scroll Twitter for 8 hours a day and send emojis to grieving employees. 😂💔 So, cop the tissues and prepare for chaos, 'cause 2025 is about to be a wild ride! Can't wait for the future of the "We Were All Laid Off" reality show! 😬🚀💰💀