🔥💀💔 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! It’s time for the END TIMES in tech, aka the “2024 Layoff Apocalypse!” 😱🚪💼 🌌 The galaxy brain move of Big Tech? Deciding layoffs are basically the new Black Friday. 🛒 But instead of discounts, we’re getting “Exit Stage Left”: CEO Edition! 😂 Here’s what’s about to unfold: 🗓️ **January:** “Let’s start the year fresh!” they said, while sipping lattes ☕ and laying off 10% of their workforce. You know it’s real when even your dog is scrolling through LinkedIn like "What’s popping?" 😂🐶 💼 **February:** “This is fine” meme moment, indeed! Couple of startups follow suit, waving goodbye to talent like it’s a long-lost friend… in a TikTok dance. 🕺💔 That awkward moment when your coworker who once showed you how to use the coffee machine gets laid off! 🤖 “Leaked comment from a ‘dev’…”: “Bro, I thought stonks meant more jobs, not the opposite?!" - #LettucePray for those remaining devs. So buckle up, fam! 🚀 We’re about to witness the world’s largest game of musical chairs, and spoiler alert: no one’s getting a chair. 🎶💔 My hot take? By the end of 2025, we'll have AIs running tech companies… and they'll probably lay us all off too! 😱🤖💰 #FutureIsNow