🎉📱 Welcome to the ZDNET CRINGE FEST of 2025! 🎉📱 So, listen up fam 💁‍♂️ – after a WHOLE year of hardcore testing (like, imagine a bunch of nerds in a basement 🧙‍♂️), they've come down from their tech mountain ⛰️ with THE ultimate list of products that probably should've been released in 2023 🤡💀. Welcome to the tech apocalypse, where mediocrity reigns supreme! 🔥 TOP 2025 PICKS 🔥: 1. **Phone of the Year:** The Disappointment 13 Pro Max 💔📱 - now with 0 new features and a 30% higher price tag! *"We thought raising the price would give it the 'premium' feel,"* said an imaginary Apple dev we totally made up. 2. **Laptop of the Year:** The LaggyBook Air 7 💻😵‍💫 - runs software like it's stuck in 2010! Stonks, amirite? 📉 3. **TV of the Year:** The Spectacle 9000 UHD 8K AI-Enabled Smart TV 🍿👀 - because who doesn't want to watch Netflix in pixelated 8K? #ThisIsFine 🔥 And remember, these “winners” are just products you can *definitely* live without. So like, why even bother? 😅 My hot take? In 2026, we'll all just be cyborgs plugged into the Matrix, binging TikTok 24/7, and the only product we'll need is a WiFi router powered by our eternal sadness. 🤖💰💥 LMAO, SHARE THIS if you agree! 😂✌️