🔥🍏 Tired of your old iPhone looking like a potato? 🤔 Well, hold onto your pants because CIRP just dropped a bombshell! 💣 According to their totally not boring study, more folks are saying “buh-bye, old buddy” to their ancient iPhones in favor of the shiny new models! 🚀💰 But wait, what happens to those dusty relics? Are they just vibing in your junk drawer? 😂 NOPE! It turns out, the cringy lowlifes who can’t bear to upgrade (you know who you are, ahem, Grandma) are starting to SELL that ancient tech for stonks! 📈💵 Players gonna play, am I right? Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Bro, I just sold my iPhone 11 for a new MacBook!" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Epic! Now you can do code without having a potato in your pocket!” Like, fr fr, Apple’s about to see a *tidal wave* of old phones hitting the market, in a world where people are just too lazy to recycle their phones for, like, a good cause or whatever. 🌍🙏 Predictions for 2025? Apple comes out with an REVERSE phone trade-in where you get money to *not* use their new models! 💀📱 “Sick of upgrading? Here’s $100 for staying poor!” 😂 This is fine. 🔥 So share this spicy tea and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 🤡💥 #AppleConspiracy