🚨🔥🚗💨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The 2025 Mazda MX-5 RF is here, and guess what? It's like that one friend who tries too hard to look cool but ends up just being cringe 🙈. Your vibe check? **Buy the soft top; the hardtop sucks**. I mean, did they even consult with *anyone* who knows how aerodynamics work? 🤦‍♂️💀 This car's been rolling around since the Jurassic age, and yet it can’t tell the difference between a fashion statement and a funeral pyre. "Just get a Miata!" started as solid advice, but honestly, that hardtop looks like the aftermath of Uncle Larry's BBQ – just sad. ⚠️🍖 Listen up, the Miata is basically the "stonks" meme of cars – it just keeps rising in value, but this hardtop got the "Drake pointing" meme energy; we gotta send it back to the shadow realm where it belongs. 🔥🚀 But wait—one leaked quote from a developer really nailed it: “We wanted to innovate. So, we put less fun in the hardtop.” 🙃🤦‍♂️ Here’s my totally unhinged prediction: by 2026, every Miata will come with built-in TikTok features and an AI that roasts you for every bad decision you make behind the wheel. Buckle up, fam, it’s about to get real chaotic out there! 😂💥