🤑🔥 *BREAKING: Apple CEO DISCOVERED using alien tech to price drop MacBook Airs* 🔥🤑 YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT! 🚨 All colors of the 2025 MacBook Air (M4 Chip, 16GB RAM, 256GB SSD) are now *$150 OFF* just in time for Prime Day! It's like they finally took off their turtlenecks and got a taste of that sweet, sweet *discount* 🏷️💚 We went from *Starlight Only* to *ALL the vibes*. That’s right, fam! Get ready to flex your NEW MacBook with colors like Sky Blue, Classic Silver, and Midnight! 😍🎨 Apple just got their marketing team to hack the matrix! *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if people would actually pay $999 for these. Turns out, they would. Now? ALL the colors are on sale - stonks go BRRRR!” 💸🚀 But real talk? Is this a move to hide the fact that the iPhone 14 is practically GOATed and they’re panicking? 🤔 *Drake points* to Apple like: “Congrats on the sale, but can I interest you in a new way to lose your data?” 📉🚫 *Prediction*: In 2026, the MacBook Air will just be a hologram that you can order from a vending machine! 🤖💀 #FutureTech #NoCap Hit that share button and let the chaos commence! 😂💥