🚨BREAKING NEWS: 2025 Tech Layoffs - The Ultimate Sh*tshow! 🚨💔 Get ready for the biggest "whoopsie-daisy" of the century as we drop the *definitive* list of tech layoffs that’ll make you feel like you just watched a full season of “This Is Fine” but in Excel format! 📉🧑‍💻💀 From Big Tech giants who thought their beans were bulletproof to those cringe startups that peaked during a TikTok dance challenge 💃, we’ve got ALL the deets. 👀💼 Every month in 2024 is basically a countdown to corporate ghost town – YIKES! 🚪👻 Fake Developer Quote™: "Honestly, we thought we’d just throw money around like confetti. Turns out, that’s not how it works... Who knew? 🤷‍♂️” Highlights include: - Google saying “We’re trimming excess fat!” while looking like a running back in a buffet line 🍔🏃‍♂️ - Amazon looking at their employees like Drake looks at his past albums: “We were really just vibing.” 🥴📦 - Facebook: "We're not laying off, we're just... redistributing income?" Stonks 💰📈 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, they’ll invent a robot to lay you off in person. “Sorry, Dave, we’re replacing your job with an algorithm. Have a good life!” Trust me, it’ll be an emotional breakup of Titanic proportions. 🚢💔 SMASH that share button if you’re ready to weep for the future of tech! 💥👀💔