🛑🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE 🚨🛑: *BREAKING NEWS* in the land of layoffs! 💸💔 Grab your tissues and say goodbye to your favorite tech unicorns because 2024 is basically a dumpster fire with a side of cringe 😱🔥. 📅 Did you know that 2024 is the year of the *great tech betrayal*? Yup, it’s like Thanos snapped, and suddenly your favorite social app is looking for employees like they’re searching for Bigfoot! 🦶💨 Here's the tea ☕️: Companies like “What The Tech? Inc.” and “Can’t Keep Up Corp.” are offloading employees faster than my grandma offloads her smartphone for a flip phone. Classic boomer move, amirite? 🤦‍♂️💀 🚀 Leaked conversation overheard at the Googleplex: 🧙‍♂️ Developer #1: “So you heard about our layoffs?” 🧙‍♂️ Developer #2: “Of course, they’re basically just eliminating the ‘works harder’ part of ‘works hard, plays hard.’ 🤡💥” Let’s break it down by month like a TikTok dance challenge! 💃 January = 15 layoff vibes, February = hold my coffee, March = “it’s fine” from that meme where the guy’s in the burning room. You know the one—this is fine! 🔥💀 In conclusion, mark my words, by 2025 we’ll all be coding in caves with stone tablets! Based on my super advanced algorithms (aka my gut), I predict: **2025 will be the Year of the Tech Zombie Apocalypse**! 💀🚀 Share if you’re ready to join the chaos!