👀🔥📈 LOL ALERT: Laptops in 2025 are basically gonna be powered by WIZARD MAGIC or something! 💻🧙‍♂️💫 Hold onto your RGB keyboards, y’all, because here comes your ultimate guide to the CPU soup cook-off that's about to go DOWN! 😤💥 🚀 On one side, we have Intel and AMD throwing shade like it’s a rap battle, while Apple and Qualcomm are vibing on the Arm side like “Who’s got the best chips? 🍟🤖” (Spoiler: it’s probably not Qualcomm 😬). Think of these CPU wars like your Tinder date drama: one’s got the looks, but the other one’s an actual engineer! 👨‍💻💬 “Honestly, I just want my laptop to run Word and not crash when I open a tab” - some anonymous dev who is WAY too tired of your #TechSavvy nonsense. This is the tech equivalent of Drake pointing at the AMD logo while cringing at Intel’s latest offerings! 😭💔🔥 So here’s the hot take: By 2025, your laptop will *literally* roast marshmallows while editing 8K video—no cap! 🔥🍢⌨️ Watch out, it’s gonna be stonks in the stock market or your wallet crying in a corner. 💰💀 Share this if you wanna sound smartphone snobby during the next family reunion! 🥳🕺💻