🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The Security Camera Wars of 2025 are upon us 💀🦸‍♂️! CNET just dropped the most electrifying list of indoor cameras perfect for your cringe-worthy TikTok shenanigans and your "I'm just here to keep the pets safe" vibes 🐱🏠. You got your RING for that *high-key* eavesdropping, a NEST to make you feel like you're living in a spacesuit 🛰️, a BLINK that says “look, I'm here but I don’t really wanna be” 😬, and a EUFY that’s basically the wallflower of cameras—cornering the market on awkward surveillance 🤖💤. 💥 LEAKED QUOTE FROM A CNET DEV: “We tested them in our own homes. Spoiler: the dog is a better watchdog than all of them combined.” 🤡 So whether your house is a cat paradise or a crime scene in the making, you can now go from “This is fine” 🌈☕ to *galaxy brain* 🤯 in seconds flat. 🚀🏡 Prediction time: By 2026, your security cam will not only catch thieves but also serve you avocado toast and offer stock tips! #CryptoCams 💰💸 #Stonks Get these cameras, fam. Maybe they’ll catch the ghosts haunting your Wi-Fi too! 👻📸