🎄🎁 *BREAKING: The Ultimate 2025 Holiday Shopping Survival Guide* 🎁🎄 Citizen of the internet, prepare your wallets because the holiday shopping season is about to hit harder than your mom's fruitcake! 💩💰 Is your cringe-worthy uncle suddenly asking for a “thoughtful gift”? 😳 NO CAP, who even are you? But don’t fret. This year, Engadget's got ALL the stonks-worthy gift ideas ready to save your holiday butt. ✨ Looking for the *perfect* white elephant gift to send your family into chaos? 🤡 It's time to unleash your inner meme lord and snatch up some ridiculous gadgets! 🛍️ And don't even get me started on the board games that will break your friendships faster than a TikTok trend! 🔥 Imagine this: You walk into a room, and BOOM💥—everyone’s staring at your gift like it’s the last piece of pizza. “This is fine,” says Aunt Karen, clutching the cringy mug better than your last relationship. And the best part? You won’t even have to deal with “Can you return this?” 🙅‍♂️ 👀 *Developer quote leak:* “I wasted 20 hours browsing for gifts, only to realize I could've just bought everyone socks... again. 🤦‍♂️” 💔 In conclusion, if you can somehow afford this chaotic grind, just remember: The REAL gift is knowing you didn’t get your cousin a gift card to a store he hates. So go have fun, fam! 🎅🛒 *Prediction: By 2027, we’ll be gifting virtual hugs via blockchain, and I’m HERE for it! 🚀💥*