🚨🎮 MIND-BLOWING TECH NEWS ALERT! 🎮🚨 So, you thought 2025 was gonna be the year we ALL became GTA 6 billionaires? 💸🕹️ Plot twist! Rockstar Games just ghosted us harder than your last crush and pushed GTA 6 back to 2026! 💔🤡 Like, c’mon Rockstar, are you running a game studio or a retirement home for unfinished projects? This is fine. ☕🔥 But wait! Before the salt levels reach max toxicity and everyone starts seething, let’s talk about the real contenders this year: **Death Stranding 2**, **Expedition 33**, and **Assassin's Creed: Shadows**! 😱💀 **DEATH STRANDING 2**? More like "Death Stranding 2: Why Are We Walking Again?" 🚶‍♂️🔄👶 I mean, can we just get a game where we don’t spend half our time dodging packages like it's a postal service dodgeball tournament? Meanwhile, **EXPEDITION 33** is bringing the adventure vibes, promising us more exploration than my last Tinder date. ⛺️🗺️ But here’s a hot take: if it’s not making me question my life choices, I’m not interested. 🤷‍♂️💭 And **AC: Shadows**? Time to stab some history in the back again! “Hey, Ubisoft, just let me be a parkour ninja in ancient Rome. I’ll take the cringe, fr fr. 🔪🤖 Final prediction? 2025 is gonna end with a bang, but only if we all collectively forget about that huge gap where GTA 6 should’ve been! To infinity and beyond, baby! 🚀💥💥 Stonks! 📈