💁‍♀️🌪️ HOLD UP, CURL QUEENS & KINGS! 🚀💯 So the hair wizards of 2025 are claiming that knowing your CURL TYPE is the key to unlocking the secrets of your mane! 🧖‍♀️✨ Like, bruh, I’m just trying to unlock the secrets of my fridge to find snacks, not my hair’s identity crisis! 🤡🍕 So here’s the tea ☕: apparently, there are more curl types than there are flavors of ice cream at Baskin Robbins! 🍦 If your curls are doing the cha-cha while others are just chillin' like a villain, you NEED to know your curl type! It’s like a zodiac sign but for your hair! 🦄🔮 Is your hair curly enough to be in the Olympic gymnastics team? Are you rocking a flop or a full-on Beyoncé? 💬 “Yo fam, I tried a new product for my 3B curls and now I look like a wet poodle!” - literally every curly-haired person ever. ⚡️ Pro tip: don’t be the Karen who tries to force a blowout on 4C curls. That’s just cringe, fam! 😵‍💫 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, the Curls will have their own political party, and they will demand equal rights for wigs. Stonks will be through the roof! 🚀💰✨ #CurlLiberation #HairPolitics #CurlsForAll!