🚨🔥 **BREAKING: Apple Throws a $199 Party and Everyone's Invited!** 💃🕺 Hold onto your MacBook Airs, fam! 🍏💻 Right now, you can snag one of those featherweight MacBook Airs for just $199.97 instead of your usual "I need to sell a kidney" price of $999! That's right—stonks just went up for summer travel plans! 🌴✈️ Imagine it: you, lounging by the pool, pretending to work on your novel while realistically just scrolling TikTok 😏. This bad boy is so light you might *actually* forget it's in your bag! (No cap, it’s probably the only thing keeping your suitcase from flying away! 🪐💨) I mean, the specs are decent, but let’s be real: you just need something that screams “I’m productive!” while your real hustle is ordering overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💵 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We've only made this laptop this cheap because we tripped over our warehouse while looking for iPhone chargers! 😂💀” This is fine. 🔥🔥 But hold up—What’s next? Will Apple start DUMPING their M1 chips for 5 bucks? THIS is what they call a recession-proof strategy! 🤯🤖 🚀⚡️ **Hot Take**: In two years, Apple will be giving away AirPods as party favors at tech conferences. Brace yourselves. 😱💥