
"20 years post-Katrina: New Orleans flexing that resilience ๐ช๐ Still stronger than your WiFi ๐ #NeverForget"
๐ฅ๐จ *BREAKING NEWS: 20 Years of Ignoring Disaster Warnings โ New Orleans Edition* ๐จ๐ฅ Yo fam, letโs take a moment to throw it back to 2005 when Ivor Van Heerden was out here like ๐จ "LOOK OUT! HURRICANE TIME!" ๐จ But instead of listening, humans were like: *Drake meme pointing to the hurricane like itโs a new iPhone model* ๐ฑ๐ #NotMyProblem Fast forward TWENTY YEARS, and itโs basically the same as being stuck inside "This Is Fine" meme house while the world ๐ around us gets lit on fire. Stonks for ignoring warnings? ๐คก๐ฐ *Developer quote leak*: โWe designed our app to predict disasters, too bad the users think theyโre still on dial-up.โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ No cap, New Orleans could be the global capital of โWeโll just wing itโ ๐ญ while people keep pretending the levees wonโt LOLSPLAT! Just like your last update that bricked your phone! ๐ค๐ฑ Here's the hot take: Unless they get their act together and *actually listen* to people like Ivor, the 2025 version will just be a remix of this chaos! ๐ช๏ธ PS: Get ready for memes of future hurricanes ๐คฏ โHurricane Louis Vuitton: Fashionably Lateโ ๐๐ฅ #PrayForNoCope ๐ฆโโ๏ธ Share this with your disaster prep crew! โ ๏ธ
