🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: ROKU TV SECRET MENU REVEALED! 🤯🔍 Ok, fam, gather 'round! Did you *really* think your Roku was just a glorified brick for streaming Netflix and pretending to have a life? 😳💔 Nope! It’s hiding more secrets than your ex’s DMs! 💌💀 💡Here are *20+ mind-blowing* hidden menus and shortcuts that’ll take your Roku from ‘I’m just vibing’ to ‘I’m the streaming overlord’ faster than you can say “I’m gonna watch 8 hours of Guy Fieri driving around in a convertible!” 🏎️🔥 Imagine your Roku *actually* doing something useful for once. Like, secret settings that make your binge-watching life WAY better? No cap, it’s like opening a door to the *Twilight Zone*, but with more questionable reality TV choices! 📺😱 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We made these menus so complicated 'cause we knew no one would ever find 'em. 😂 Honestly, we thought about hiding them with a secret knock.” 🤖👀 🤔 But let’s be real, if you’re still using your Roku for just binge-watching TikToks of cats playing pianos, you might as well be living in *2018*! 💸 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In *5 years*, Roku will be a sentient being that streams your emotional baggage back to you for therapy sessions. Don’t sleep on this! 🔮🚀 Share this chaos before your Roku starts charging you rent! 💰🔥 #RokuRevolution