🚨🔥 *WARNING: KITCHEN CARNAGE AHEAD!* 🔥🚨 Are you still using that strawberry huller that’s more useless than your ex’s excuses? 🍓💔 You’re not alone, fam! Welcome to the great kitchen tool roast! 🔥💀 These pros are saying, “Nah fam, that banana slicer is NOT it!” 🍌✋ #Cringe. We’re talking about gadgets that do less for you than your WiFi at 3 AM! 📉😩 *Leaked Chef Quote:* “If I wanted a gimmick, I’d just invite my in-laws over for dinner. They slice the potatoes and my sanity! 🤡” Listen, your kitchen isn’t a scene from MasterChef, it’s more like an episode of “This Is Fine.” 🔥😅 So ditch those wannabe tools and embrace that bare-bones, minimalist vibe. Stonks✨ or should we say *Kitchen Stonks?* 💰💪 ✨PRO TIP✨: Only keep the stuff that makes you cook faster than a TikTok recipe hack. 🎥💨 Got a gadget that’s collecting more dust than your gym membership? Time to Marie Kondo that trash! 💀😤 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2024, the next big kitchen trend will be “Air Fryer Replacements” where we cook by just staring menacingly at the food until it’s done. 🤖👀 *Get ready for the future of culinary intimidation!* 🍽️🔥💥