🚨 Breaking News: AI VS. Traditional Glucose Monitors - The Epic Showdown! 🚨 So, I strapped on a Dexcom Stelo for 2 weeks and invited my traditional glucose monitor to the party. Spoiler alert: it was like bringing a wooden spoon to a rave. 💃🔥 💰 *Leaked dev quote*: "We decided to let the AI do all the thinking, since it seems humans can’t figure out their own sugar levels." - Totally Not Merger Guy. Here's the tea ☕: The Dexcom was like: "Yo, you’re about to crash harder than your last relationship! 🚨" Meanwhile, the old monitor was just sitting there like a lost Boomer at a TikTok dance party. Cringe much? 🤦‍♂️💀 And let’s talk insights. The AI was basically a psychic 🧙‍♂️💬: "Your current glucose is too high to be this broke!" The traditional one was just like, "Good luck with that, fam." But here’s the kicker—when I finally checked my readings, I felt like I was unlocking the next level in a video game 🎮. Traditional monitor? Just vibes. AI glucose monitor? STONKS! 📈💸 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: Within 2 years, we’ll have an AI that basically tells us we’re too broke to eat cake, and honestly? I’m not mad about it. Cope and seethe, sugar addicts! 🧁🚀