🚨🔥💀 Listen up, internet fam! If you’re still using a free VPN that’s more sketchy than your ex’s texts, it’s time to do better! Like, fr fr, let’s not get our data sold on the dark web like old Pokémon cards. ✨✨💾 So, here’s the tea ☕️: only 2 free VPNs made the “not trash” list! Drumroll, please... 🥁 Proton VPN and Windscribe! 💥💻 That’s right, folks! While VPNs usually cost more than your monthly Starbucks habit, these two are ACTUALLY worth your time. 😳 One shady developer was like, “Why go #NoFreeVPN when you can just be a hacker magnet?!” 😤😂 No cap, that’s a whole vibe! Let’s be real, if “free” was a person, it’d be that one friend who never pays you back, but these two are friends you actually wanna invite to the party! 🤝💖 So, toss those cringe VPNs into the digital dumpster fire 🔥🔥 and level up your net security game like a true based legend! And just like the “this is fine” dog meme, let’s avoid getting burned! 💥💀 My hot take?! In 2025, we’ll have a VPN that requires a TikTok dance for a password. Y’all better be ready! 🚀🤖✨