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๐Ÿšจ$2 for 2 months of Paramount+? My wallet is seething but my binge-watching heart is based! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿšจ$2 for 2 months of Paramount+? My wallet is seething but my binge-watching heart is based! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ

July 07, 2025
about 1 month ago
Engadget
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“บ BREAKING NEWS: Paramount+ is CRACKING like an egg on the internet and itโ€™s time to reap the benefits, fam! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’ฅ You can now get TWO MONTHS of Paramount+ Essential or Premium for just $2! Thatโ€™s RIGHT! Not even a dollar a monthโ€”call this the ultimate couch potato investment! ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’ฐ But wait, itโ€™s not just a boring ticket to *Star Trek* land; this is a portal to *every* guilty pleasure you didnโ€™t ask for but NEED in your life fr fr! ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ Imagine binging on classic sitcoms while scrolling TikTok and pretending youโ€™re actually a productive member of society. #ThisIsFine ๐Ÿ”ฅ As one imaginary developer just said, "I thought discounts were just for software updates until I saw this deal. Now I'm deep programming my binge-watch list!" ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿค– And letโ€™s be real, the ad-supported version is just CRINGE. Do you really want to hear Britney Spears selling you insurance while Captain Picard is trying to save the galaxy? NO CAP! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘Ž So grab that stonks plan like itโ€™s hot! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ And if you donโ€™t, are you really living? ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ HOT TAKE ALERT: I predict that within FIVE YEARS, Paramount+ will morph into a black hole that sucks in every other streaming service, creating the ultimate โ€œstreaming singularity.โ€ You heard it here first, folks! ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ

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