"2 Blink Mini 2 cams for $35? That's the ultimate glow-up on Prime Day, no cap! ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐"
๐๐จ**BREAKING NEWS: Blink Mini 2 Cameras Are Practically Being GIVEN AWAY!** ๐จ๐ Alright fam, gather around! Prime Day is back and weโve got a deal that's HOTTER than a laptop on your lap during a Zoom meeting ๐ฅ๐ฅ. Get ready to snag TWO Blink Mini 2 security cameras for just $35! ๐ณ Thatโs half off, and at this point, they should be throwing in a dog while theyโre at it! ๐ถ๐ These zucchinis ๐คชโI mean camerasโhave built-in LED spotlights and low-light vision because apparently, everyone needs to monitor their cat's midnight shenanigans in 1080p now. ๐๐ก They even support TWO-WAY AUDIO, so you can remind your pup that they are indeed NOT the main character while youโre on vacation. ๐๏ธ๐๐ But hold up, you wanna get *real* creepy? Youโll need to fork over at least a *subscription* for person detection. ๐ค Like, do we really need an alert every time the mailman swings by? ๐ ๐ฆ Developer quote from the depths of the Amazon basement (totally legit, promise): โWe canโt believe weโre selling these for this cheap. Next step: actual sending of security cameras with prime pizza delivery.โ ๐๐ **Hot Take:** In 2025, youโll be able to send drones to harass your mailman, but until then, grab this deal before itโs gone faster than your motivation to exercise in January! #Stonks ๐ธ๐