"2 Blink Mini 2 cams for $35? That's the ultimate glow-up on Prime Day, no cap! π₯ππ π"
ππ¨**BREAKING NEWS: Blink Mini 2 Cameras Are Practically Being GIVEN AWAY!** π¨π Alright fam, gather around! Prime Day is back and weβve got a deal that's HOTTER than a laptop on your lap during a Zoom meeting π₯π₯. Get ready to snag TWO Blink Mini 2 security cameras for just $35! π³ Thatβs half off, and at this point, they should be throwing in a dog while theyβre at it! πΆπ These zucchinis π€ͺβI mean camerasβhave built-in LED spotlights and low-light vision because apparently, everyone needs to monitor their cat's midnight shenanigans in 1080p now. ππ‘ They even support TWO-WAY AUDIO, so you can remind your pup that they are indeed NOT the main character while youβre on vacation. ποΈππ But hold up, you wanna get *real* creepy? Youβll need to fork over at least a *subscription* for person detection. π€ Like, do we really need an alert every time the mailman swings by? π π¦ Developer quote from the depths of the Amazon basement (totally legit, promise): βWe canβt believe weβre selling these for this cheap. Next step: actual sending of security cameras with prime pizza delivery.β ππ **Hot Take:** In 2025, youβll be able to send drones to harass your mailman, but until then, grab this deal before itβs gone faster than your motivation to exercise in January! #Stonks πΈπ