🎉🚨**BREAKING NEWS: Blink Mini 2 Cameras Are Practically Being GIVEN AWAY!** 🚨🎉 Alright fam, gather around! Prime Day is back and we’ve got a deal that's HOTTER than a laptop on your lap during a Zoom meeting 🔥🔥. Get ready to snag TWO Blink Mini 2 security cameras for just $35! 💳 That’s half off, and at this point, they should be throwing in a dog while they’re at it! 🐶💀 These zucchinis 🤪—I mean cameras—have built-in LED spotlights and low-light vision because apparently, everyone needs to monitor their cat's midnight shenanigans in 1080p now. 👀💡 They even support TWO-WAY AUDIO, so you can remind your pup that they are indeed NOT the main character while you’re on vacation. 🏖️👀🔊 But hold up, you wanna get *real* creepy? You’ll need to fork over at least a *subscription* for person detection. 🤑 Like, do we really need an alert every time the mailman swings by? 😅📦 Developer quote from the depths of the Amazon basement (totally legit, promise): “We can’t believe we’re selling these for this cheap. Next step: actual sending of security cameras with prime pizza delivery.” 🍕🚚 **Hot Take:** In 2025, you’ll be able to send drones to harass your mailman, but until then, grab this deal before it’s gone faster than your motivation to exercise in January! #Stonks 💸🚀