🚨🎉 WHAT IS THIS? A RECESSION BUSTER?! 🎉🚨 Listen up, tech nerds and meme fiends! 💀 Apple’s having a SALE so deep, it’s basically a black hole in your wallet. 💰 Today’s hottest deal: *drum roll* the 1TB M4 Pro MacBook Pro is *$350 off*! That's like finding $20 bills in your couch cushions - if your couch was made of crushed dreams and overpriced coffee ☕️😂. But wait, there’s more! Snag the Mac Studio M2 Max for a jaw-dropping $900 off - like, hello? Is this a glitch?! 😱💻💥 “Dude, what if we just, like, lowered prices and made people happy?” - probably some Apple dev, moments before getting swiftly re-educated on corporate greed. 😤 AirPods Max? They’re down $136 - flex on your friends and their overpriced bean cans (aka normal headphones). Trust me, they’ll be seething in the back while you vibe like Drake pointing at your score. 🚀👀 And don’t even get me started on the “Find My” accessories - Ember’s mug is finally teaching us how to keep track of our lives while we careen off into procrastination oblivion. 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2024, Apple will announce a “Find My iPhone” but it’ll just be a map of where all our loyal devices are going when they ditch us for Android. 🤖💔 #Stonks #ThisIsFine