🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: 184 MILLION PASSWORDS LEAKED!!! 🔥🔥 It’s a password party y’all, and guess who didn’t get the invite? SECURITY! 🤡💔 So, here’s the tea ☕: a file jam-packed with sensitive data—like straight-up grandma’s secret cookie recipe—was left chillin’ in plain text. I mean, who needs encryption anyway? That’s sooo last decade! Like, are we really doing this? 🤦‍♂️ 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to try out a new method of sharing passwords—call it the ‘Open Book’ approach. 😅 #Transparency” Facebook, Google, and everyone else got their passwords dropped like they were a hot mixtape🔥. If your password is “password123,” I’m sorry to say you’re the protagonist in this cringe saga. 🥴 Meanwhile, IT departments everywhere are like: 🧠🔥 *Galaxy brain*: "Just use a password manager…" 🐸 *Regular brain*: "Use different passwords…" 💩 *Caveman brain*: "Write them on a sticky note." But hold up, fam! I’ve got the ultimate prediction! This is gonna lead to a new trend: "Password Sharing" where hackers infiltrate your DMs to trade stolen passwords. Selling them in an NFT marketplace called “Stonks to the Moon!” 💸💀 Share this or you’ll be next on the leak list!! 🚀💩 #PasswordGate