🚨💀 Y’all ever feel like the internet is just one big fishing hole? 🎣 Well, hold onto your keyboards because THAT is exactly what’s happening! We got over 17,500 PHISHING DOMAINS swimming around like they just found out about *PhaaS* (aka Phishing-as-a-Service)! 🦈💸 That’s right, fam. Forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about PhaaS and seagull emojis now! 😱💻 These cyber-clowns are making stonks 💰 off of impersonating 316 brands in 74 countries like it’s Black Friday for scam artists. “Just like these hackers are launching spear-phishing campaigns, I’m here launching my gaming PC into orbit,” said some dev in an imaginary Slack thread 😂👾. And honestly, if you aren’t paying for a monthly subscription to get scammed, are you even on the internet? THIS IS FINE 🐶🔥 The real kicker? “Just borrow what you need, bro,” said a *totally real* anonymous hacker. “I’m just here for the free templates and the vibes!” 🤡🚀 🔮✨ Hot take: Soon enough, we'll have a "Phishing Olympics" where hackers compete for the most ridiculous scams! Who’s bringing the popcorn? 🍿 #LetTheChaosBegin