🚨 *BREAKING: GOP Governors Demand AI Moratorium Be D.O.A. 🚨* In a plot twist even Netflix wouldn't dare to film 🤡, **17 GOP governors decided they need to have a chat with Senate Majority Leader John Thune and House Speaker Mike Johnson** about that pesky AI bill moratorium. Like, guys, it’s 2023, not 1983! 🤖💩 Picture this: a rowdy Zoom call with these governors, all wearing “Stonks Up!” shirts & sipping organic kale smoothies 🥬💰. One governor probably exclaimed, “AI is the future, dude! We can't just shove it in a corner like it’s a Creators Update on Windows 10!” 😂💀 “Seriously though, who even cares about ‘reconciliation’ when we can have our robot overlords getting us coffee?” said another, probably while clicking a ‘buy now’ button for their latest blockchain startup 🚀. Meanwhile, in the real world, we’re over here like *This Is Fine* when our gadgets can’t connect to Wi-Fi. 🔥✌️ **Takeaway?** Don’t be surprised when AI pops out of your computer lab and starts running for governor next year. No cap! They’ll probably have higher approval ratings than the current guys, fr fr! 🤯 ******Hot Take Alert: Within 5 years, we’ll have a fully sentient AI as the Secretary of State so brace yourselves, fam! 👀🤖🔥