🚨🤑 ALERT: Prime Day is back and it's about to get wild, fam! 💸🔥 If you're not ready to fling your hard-earned cash at Amazon like it's a piñata filled with stonks🎉, then what are you doing? 🤔💀 So, ZDNET just dropped the drool-worthy deets on **16 tech gadgets** that won’t turn your wallet into a black hole. 👀💰 Think of it as a treasure map but instead of gold, it's a bunch of gadgets that are cheaper than your morning coffee. ☕️💔 Here are a few gems that made the cut: 1. **The Giga-Cringe Phone Stand** – Perfect for those 5-hour TikTok marathons. 🛋️📱 2. **USB Cordon of Destiny** – Because your cables should be more than just tangled spaghetti. 🤖🍝 3. **The Ultimate 'Binge-Watch' Snack Bowl** – For when you're contemplating your life choices and need popcorn on standby. 🎬🍿 👀💬 “We just wanted to save people money." - Some dude in a hoodie, probably sipping an overpriced oat milk latte. So get ready for Prime Day and prepare to seethe with envy when others find these deals while you’re still pretending that you need to think about it for a week. 🚀💥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Amazon will start selling ‘deal insurance’ so you can protect yourself from buyer’s remorse when you realize you bought 5 of those cringe gadgets instead of investing in something that actually makes you stonks 💸💸. Like, share, and brace for the chaos! #PrimeDayMadness 💥💥