🚨💥 ALERT: THE BLOCKY BEEFY BOIS ARE GETTING HACKED! 💀✨ So check this—1,500+ Minecraft chads got hit by a Java malware called *Stargazers Ghost Network* that's masquerading as mods on GitHub. 😱 🪙 You thought you were getting sweet new skins? Nah fam, you just downloaded the digital equivalent of a **whoopee cushion** but like, worse. Stonks? More like NO stonks. 📉🔥 Dev quotes we “totally didn’t make up”: 👾 Jaromír Hořejší: “Bro, we thought they were building castles but turns out they were building a NEET-lympic level malware!" 👾 Antonis Terefos: “This is fine.” (while sitting next to a burning PC) 😂🔥 Listen, if you’re pirating mods, just remember: y’all gonna get *Rickrolled* by hackers with C++ compilers! 🤡💻 And for the love of Herobrine, if it smells fishy, it probably is! 🐟🚫 In conclusion: Minecraft isn't just a game, it’s a survival horror now. I predict the next big update will be a built-in antivirus because, like, who needs creepers when you have malware, right? 😤👾 So, stay woke, gamers! And remember, don’t let your mods become your biggest regret. Share this with your squad before they download that sus “1 Million Block Mod,” aight? 🚀💰💀