🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! BREAKING NEWS: APPLE GIVES YOU A DISCOUNT (AND YOUR SOUL) 💸😱 👀👀 That's right, fam! The new 14-inch M4 MacBook Pro is now just $1,449, which is *clearly* a steal when you’re busy selling your kidneys for tech upgrades! 😂💀 Who needs a working liver anyway? 🥳🦸‍♂️ For the price of a used car (or a two-week coffee budget), you can grab a laptop that epitomizes “I’m a creative, but I’m really just watching TikToks on it.” 🤡💁‍♀️ You can say goodbye to your previous model like Drake in that meme—🍕 “I’m not saying goodbye to my money, but I am...” 📉💻 Analysts are reporting that this is the great equivalent of earning “stonks” while simultaneously fueling your caffeine addiction. “This is fine,” said one developer leaking their thoughts through the void: “If you squint hard enough, it’s basically the same as taking a trip to Ibiza.” 😜🔥 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, Apple will launch a MacBook that is literally just a paperweight with a price tag that’s a split among the elite! Y’all better get those bank memes ready!! 💸🚀 So, who’s diving into the world of overpriced gizmos? Comment below, and let’s get the deal of the century trending!!! 🌐💰