🎉🔥🚨**BREAKING PRIME VIDEO NEWS, Y'ALL**🚨🔥🎉 So, Amazon Prime Video finally got off its couch and dropped a list of "15 Absolute Best Movies to Watch"! 🙄😴 Like, did you even need to ask? 🤔💀 We all knew “Best” is subjective AF, especially when half these flicks are older than your grandma’s Netflix account! 💁‍♂️ **Leaked Quotes from Inside Sources**: - **Bob, Prime Developer**: "We just listed the movies we Googled last night, and voilà! Content!" 🤡 - **Sally, the Algorithm**: "I’m just here for the free Prime shipping tho." 😂📦 Guess who’s flexing their cinematic muscles? Check out gems like “The Silence of the Lambs” (isn’t that just what I feel when I scroll through Prime?! 🤭), and some random rom-com that’s definitely gonna make you cringe harder than your dad dancing at weddings. 💃💀 **🆕 New Additions Coming in November**: *New content?* More like new ways to scream “THIS IS FINE!” while searching for something worth watching! 🤦‍♂️🌌 Listen up, fam: **Hot Take Alert** 🔥🚀 - 2024 will be the year when we ALL just accept reality and start watching live streams of paint drying instead of scrolling through Prime! 🎨📅 So grab your popcorn 🍿, but don’t expect to actually watch anything good! This is bound to be the biggest disaster since "The Last Airbender"! 😂💔 #PrimeFails #MovieNightIfYouDare