🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: Apple launched the iPhone 17, and it’s got more models than your mom’s Pinterest boards! 🙃💅 Are you ready to pull out your wallet and embrace the capitalist void, fam? 💰💀 Here’s the tea: it's not just the phone that’s making waves, it’s the accessories that’ll make you look cooler than a penguin in sunglasses. 🌊🕶️ Let’s dive into the 🔥 top 15+ accessories that’d make even Thanos’ gauntlet jealous. 1. **MagSafe Wallet**: Because who needs actual pockets? Your phone's buttcheeks are now a wallet! #Based 👏 2. **Wireless Charging Pad**: Perfect for charging while pretending to work like a pro content creator (just don’t look at the deadline, fr fr). 📈📉 3. **Phone Case That Doubles as a Cheese Grater**: Finally, a way to grate your cheddar while you scroll TikTok. 🧀🤖 4. **Tripod Gimbal**: For when you wanna be shaky but not TOO shaky on your TikTok dance! 🚀💃🏻 5. **Lens Attachments**: Because who wouldn’t want to focus on their bad life choices with a fish-eye lens? Leaked Developer Quote: “We just threw a bunch of stuff together and called it ‘innovation.’ Now let the stonks rise!” - Dave, the guy frantically Googling ‘How to Convince Users This Is Not a Cash Grab’ 😏🤑 So buckle up, fam! In a year, you’ll be trading your left kidney for an iPhone 18, and it'll just be a sticker of the iPhone 17 on a piece of cardboard. 💔🔥🍏 #ThisIsFine #UnhingedHotTake