🚨🤑 BREAKING NEWS: Better Tomorrow Ventures just dropped a chill $140 million like it’s nothing! FUNDS ON FUNDS ON FUNDS! 💰💰💰 They’re out here like “Fintech is the future, no cap!” while most of us are still struggling to understand what a decentralized ledger is. 🤡💀 This six-year-old baby of a firm is flexing with its THIRD fund, which is *almost* as big as the last fund they raised when fintech was the hottest trend since sliced bread (we miss you, 2022) 📉➡️📈. They’re basically saying, “Forget crypto! We got fintech, fam!” Meanwhile, crypto bros are seething harder than your uncle after Thanksgiving dinner. 🍗🔥 Leaked developer quote from a caffeine-addled intern: “If fintech was a car, we’d be driving a Lambo. If crypto was a car, it’d be a clown car!” 🤡🚗💨 But like, can we talk about how they're all convinced that fintech will save the world? While I'm here just trying to save my lunch money from being converted into overpriced avocado toast? 🥑💸 Hot take incoming: Within 5 years, we're gonna have fintech shoes that automatically invest in the stock market every time you take a step. 💃🚀 #StonksOnFeet Share if you're ready for a future where you can LOSE money while walking! 😂📈💔