🚨💥 HOLD UP! THE iPHONE 17 PRO IS FAKE NEWS! 💥🚨 You heard that right, fam! This new iPhone has more fake videos than crypto bros at a stonk rally! 📈💰👀 Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 Pro at a fancy event and people are already pretending to demo features like they’re auditioning for a TikTok talent show 🍎✨🤳. I mean, we had MrBeast flexing it out like it’s his new pet, but *spoiler alert*—it’s all smoke and mirrors! 🔥💨 Meanwhile, the streets are flooded with sketchy clips, like a toddler wielding a crayon saying "Look, I made art!" 🤡🖍️. SOMEONE GET THE FACT CHECKER! Just because it has 130 million views doesn't mean it's LEGIT. This is the tech world we're living in, where slapping your face on a viral video is more valuable than a 1TB SSD! 😱🌌 One "developer" (definitely not me) was overheard saying, “If it’s trending, it’s real enough!” So, let's keep that level of delusion in check, folks. 🤯📱💀 🔮 But here’s the unhinged prediction: By 2025, half of all “new” iPhones will actually be improv skits by middle schoolers. 🤯📸 #iPhone17Pro #ThisIsFine