🚨🚨👀 STOP THE PRESSES! Redis HAS A REDICULOUS (get it? 😂) SECURITY FLAW! 🛑💥 We've got a CVE so spicy it’s giving me the sweats! 🔥 Say hello to CVE-2025-49844, in the land of maximum cringe with a CVSS score of 10.0. 🤭💻 Imagine a world 🌍 where a hacker could cozy up to your database, popping off remote code like it's a hot TikTok dance trend. 💃✨ And all thanks to a sneaky hack through a Lua script. Like, bro, who's still letting Lua scripts run wild?! That's like giving Thanos the Infinity Gauntlet and saying "good luck!" 😬💀 **Leaked Dev Conversation:** 🍕 Dev1: "Yo, did you hear about RediShell?" 🔥 Dev2: "Yeah, I thought that was a new pizza place. Turns out it's just my server getting obliterated.” 😂 So while the boys at Redis might be vibin', we’re all just sitting here like the ‘This is fine’ dog 🐶 in the burning office. Prediction time: In 2025, Oracle will release a new service called "Redis 2.0: The Security Patch that Didn't Exist." 🙃 So buckle up, fam, because this train is barreling off the rails to meme town! 🛤️💨💰 #ChooChoo #EpicFail