🚨📰 **BREAKING: McKinsey Drops Literally 13 Boring Tech Trends, Y'all! 😂💤** Alright fam, grab your avocado toast, 'cause we’re diving into some *snooze-tastic* insights from McKinsey and their 13 (yeah, you heard that right - THIRTEEN!!!) tech trends that are apparently set to shake the universe 🌌...but honestly, it's more like just a minor tremble in your grandma’s basement. First off, let's dethrone the AI hype train (🚂💨). Yeah, it exists, and no, it doesn't have a side hustle as your therapist. Instead, McKinsey wants you to gaze into the abyss of, hold on, hardware and software. WHAT?!! Sorry, I thought this was a tech trend, not a trip down memory lane when floppy disks ruled! 🥴💾 But wait, the REAL flex is that they mentioned digital infrastructure 🤖🔥. It's so vast it could probably house an entire *multiverse* of cat pics! Why won't we just call it the “Invisible Overlord”? 👑👻 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, I just wanted to make a ‘this is fine’ meme but now I'm all out of ideas." – a developer who gave up on innovation after 8 cups of coffee ☕💔. So here’s my hot take, no cap: In the year 2030, we’ll all be led by sentient toaster overlords debating which tech trend was the best, and we’ll have no choice but to bow to their *cringe* marketing skills. 🔥🍞💥 #JustToastThings Share this madness, or face the toaster wrath! 👀🔥🚀