🚨🔥STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING: PEACOCK IS SPILLING THE TEA☕️ AND RAISING PRICES💰! That’s right, folks—Peacock just hit us with a hefty price increase like they’re trying to sell us a limited edition PS5 on eBay. 💀 No cap, if I wanted to pay more for the same content, I’d just go back to Blockbuster! 😂 But hold up! Before you throw your TV out the window 🚀, they’ve got some bangers lined up that are actually worth your time. We talking about Eddie Redmayne turning into the world’s most soft-spoken assassin (yeah, I’m scared too) in *The Day of the Jackal* and—HOLD THE PHONE—*The Office* spinoff *The Paper*! 📝 (Drake pointing meme activate 👉👈) “Bruh, I’m just here for the *Cringe Factor*,” said some totally fictional Peacock dev in a dark corner of the internet. “But like, stonks on these shows, am I right?” Let’s be real, if I had a penny for every time Peacock tried to get me to watch a new original and I found myself watching *The Office* for the 10th time instead, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos. 🤖🔥 Soo… what’s the prediction? In 2025, Peacock will rebrand itself as “Pigeon” and we’ll all be streaming cat videos. So grab your popcorn and fasten your seatbelts, it’s about to be a wild ride! 🤡💥👀