🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: America is still figuring out AI like it’s a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded! 🤖💀 The AP just dropped a poll hotter than a laptop on your lap in July, revealing that 60% of y’all have used AI to Google stuff, while only a pathetic 37% have attempted to stuff their work tasks into the digital helper's void! Meanwhile, Gen Z is out here flexing on the rest of us, using AI like it's their emotional support animal. 🐶💻 But hold up — companionship via AI? A sad 16% have ventured into the friendzone with ChatGPT.💔 Can you imagine being ghosted by a chatbot? This is fine. 😂 🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought AI was supposed to help us, not make us question our friendships. I mean, I already have issues with real people!” — Anonymous Tech Bro, probably crying into his energy drink. So let’s break this down: the cringe is REAL. Society: "AI is the future!" 🤨 But only for the youths trying to turn their work lives into another TikTok challenge. 💅 🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, AI companionship will be so advanced that we’ll ALL be dating our virtual assistants because honestly, who even needs real people? No cap! 😱💖 #AICompanionship2028 Get ready for your robot boo, folks! 🤡💰🛸