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"13 MagSafe Power Banks for iPhones in 2025: The Ultimate 'I Can't Even' ⚡🔋 #StayChargedOrDieTryin"
🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨💥 2025 is HERE and we’re about to witness the grand court battle between your iPhone’s battery life and a bunch of MagSafe power banks that look like they were designed by a toddler on a sugar high! 😂🍭📱 So you want “longer battery life”? Let me just hand you these 13 power banks that will either charge your phone faster than The Flash or melt it like a butter stick on a summer day. 🤡🔥 *cue dramatic music* According to a *totally real* developer I know, “These power banks are so good, they might just charge your ex’s bad decisions too.” 🤖💔 Like fr fr, you could literally run marathons while your iPhone drains at the same speed as TikTok trends! 🏃♂️💨 Hold up! Before you jump on the “MagSafe bandwagon,” remember: they might as well be called Mag-LOSE if you’re trying to get more than one charge without your phone begging for mercy. 📉👀 Stonks down! Forget about polls, just know the REAL vote is between "this is fine" ☕️🔥 while your phone dies, and “Galaxy Brain” 🌌, because you’ve stocked up on these beauties! 💥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By 2026, the iPhone will just be a giant power bank that makes phone calls and maybe plays Snake. Get ready! 🐍📞 #stonks #TechMadness