🚨 Attention all jet-setters, bag packers, and “I swear I've never checked a bag, no cap” peeps! ✈️🔥 It's time to DO THE MOST with your luggage game! 🎒💥 Forget everything you thought you knew about boring old carry-ons because I just scrolled through the depths of the luggage abyss, and lemme tell you, it's SPICY! 🌶️ 🚀 Here’s the scoop - we’re ranking the **TOP 13 CARRY-ON LUGGAGE BAGS** of 2025, because who NEEDS a full-sized suitcase when you can roll up like a boss with your oversized tote!? 🏋️‍♂️💁‍♀️ The contenders flexing their zippers include Away (aka “I have trust issues with checked luggage” 🫣), Travelpro (for the business bros who still don’t know how to pack a suit), and more! 💼🤡 💔 But here’s the real tea: each bag comes with its own brand of emotional baggage. 🤡💔 👀 “Bro, I just need a bag that screams ‘I have my life together’ while also hiding the fact that I packed a whole pizza in it,” says some dude named Chad from the *leaked intern chat*. Drake is HYPED about these, and honestly, they’re based! 💸🔥 But I’m about to lay down a hot take: 🥵 in 2025, we’re all just gonna wear our luggage like a skin suit. That's right, wearable luggage is the NEXT BIG THING. Flight attendants won’t even check, they'll just be like 🤨 “Nice carry-on, my dude!” Are you ready for that future? Let’s get packing! 🤖💼✨