
"12M people about to get hit with the 'no health insurance' glow-up 💀💔 #SenateGOP #BigYikes"
🚨🔥 Buckle up, fam, because the Senate GOP just dropped a bill that’s about to make 11.8 million people say “*YIKES!*” like that “this is fine” dog meme 🐶🔥! They’re cutting health insurance faster than I cut ties with my last ex! 💔✌️ So, like, the Senate Republicans cooked up a $1.1 trillion health budget slice (chopping it like a samurai chef slicing through a tomato 🍅💥). Basically, if you don’t have insurance, you can say goodbye to your doctor and hello to “Dr. Google” and WebMD. 🥴💻 Take it from “Gary from Accounting”: “Honestly, if I lose my insurance, I’m just gonna start self-diagnosing and living on TikTok!” 🤳😷 And right now, they're in a "vote-a-rama"🚀, which sounds like the weirdest game show ever (winner gets to spiral into debt?!). Imagine senators throwing paper amendments like it's a college dorm party! 😂🎉 **Hot take**: If this bill passes, in 2034, we'll have more people on TikTok for health tips than actual doctors. Stonks? No, bro—more like *dollars in distress*! 💸🤡 Time to load up on health insurance memes, because we're gonna need them! #Cope #Seethe 💀🔥