🚨📱 FLASH SALE ALERT! 📱🚨 Hold onto your butts, fam! The Google Pixel Fold just got a *massive* $1,220 price cut, and no, it's not some shady back alley deal 🤡💸—it’s straight fire! 🔥 Who knew we’d get such a deal during Prime Day?? Oh wait, it’s NOT from Amazon and now I’m feeling things… 😳 In a world where everything’s turning to dust, this foldable marvel—aka the literal phone from the future—decided to take a nap on its price tag. This bad boy is folding into your wallet like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 😵‍💫💥 Somewhere, a developer is weeping while coding in the corner. “The Pixel Fold was supposed to be our flagship! Now it’s competing with pancake makers on clearance! 😭” – *Imaginary Google Dev* And let's be REAL—if you thought $1,220 off was great, just wait until the price goes negative and you start getting paid to take it! 💰🚀 #Stonks!! This is fine 😅👌 📅 Mark your calendars, folks! I predict that in the next 6 months, we’ll all be folding our phones into origami and selling them at overpriced hipster coffee shops. ✈️🔥 You heard it here first! Now, GO FORTH and spread the chaos! 🤖💥 #PixelFold #FoldOrBroke