🔥💀 Brace yourselves, tequila slingers! The All-In Podcast just dropped a bottle of liquid gold that costs more than your rent! 💰💸 😱🤡 I mean, WHO in their right mind is dropping $1,200 on a bottle of tequila?! That's some serious stonks on the high seas of financial bad decisions, fam! 📉💔 Rumor has it, the “besties” behind this overpriced agave juice are just trying to relive their poker nights—too bad they forgot that no one can afford to play cards after buying a bottle that costs as much as a used car! 🃏🚗 Drake is out here pointing and saying “Nah fam!” like it's the WORST investment ever! 😂🚫 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we were just trying to find a way to fund our next yacht party. We thought, ‘Why not sell overpriced tequila in a poker-chip container? People love that vibe!’” 🙃🤖 And here’s a hot take for ya: in five years, we’ll see tequila-flavored NFTs that sell for $10k. 🥴🤯 The future is wild, but you’ll need to sell an organ just to take a shot! 🍹💀 #ThisIsFine Someone, please call the tequila police! 🚨🥳✨