🎧💸 **BREAKING: Bang & Olufsen’s earbuds that cost more than your rent just dropped! And my wallet is crying! 💀** Listen up, fam! If you've ever wished to wear your bank account in your ears, *B&O is here to serve you*! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ Introducing the new $1,200 'sculptural' earbuds! 🚀 Because who needs food when your eardrums can bask in the glow of artisan sound? 👀 *"What do they sound like?"* you may ask. Well, the developer was overheard saying, “They sound like a thousand angels singing while doing yoga in the Metaverse… on hard mode.” 🤔🔥 But wait, there’s more! This design is so avant-garde that I can already see art snobs buying them just to say, "I’m wearing audio art, b*tch!" 🖼️🤡 Meme Level: Galaxy Brain 💥 vs. This is Fine 🤷‍♂️ BUT HERE'S THE TEA ☕: *The only shake-up in the market we’ll see is the shape of our souls after spending this much on earbuds.* 🤦‍♂️💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: In three months, B&O will have a “buy one, get an earbud for free” promo—because even they know nobody's paying a grand for it! 😭 #EarbudScam Share it if you’re rocking your $30 knock-offs like a real one! 😎💥