🚨💸 BREAKING: Gear Team’s Prime Day Picks or How We Sold Our Souls for Discounts 🤡💀💰 Listen up, fam! Our so-called "professional gear testers" just dropped their hot takes on Prime Day deals, and honestly, it’s like watching someone dive into a kiddie pool filled with stonks 💹 on a Friday night. 🥴 Here’s the tea: these deals are hotter than that spice your friend thought they could handle at the taco truck 🌮🔥. From kitchen gadgets that promise to turn you into Gordon Ramsay (but you’re just gonna use them for ramen) to tech toys your dog would likely chew on because, no cap, he’s NOT dogging your tech skills, fam 🐶. 👀 Imagine this convo: **Developer 1:** “Did you see that air fryer on discount?!” **Developer 2:** “Bro, that’s literally a glorified toaster. Like, *what even is this life?*” 😂 And let’s talk about the cringe of scrolling through countless lists of gear you don’t even need. This is fine, though! It’s a vibe until your credit card explodes. 💳💥 🔥 Ultimate Prediction: In 2024, Amazon is gonna host Prime Day in the metaverse VR 🥳. We’ll be fighting virtual robots for discounts while drinking pixelated boba. You heard it here first! Everyone who didn’t buy anything? *Seethe*!! 🥲💔💀