🎄🎁 *The ULTIMATE Co-Worker Gift Guide That’s NOT Another Coffee Mug (Please, for the love of all things tech, NO MORE MUGS!)* 🎁🎄 Hey fam, you ever been stuck in a corporate gift exchange and watched someone unwrap yet another *sigh* coffee mug? 🙄🔥 This year, let’s upgrade our gifting game to *STONKS* level. 💰🚀 Seriously, who thought a mug was a good idea? “Oh boy! I can drink my coffee while I stare at spreadsheets!” 🤡 Here’s the tea: CNET dropped a list of 12 actual gifts that won't make your colleagues want to jump out the nearest window. (Disclaimer: please don’t jump out any windows guys, we need ya at work, fr fr). 😂 *Imagine* your co-worker unwrapping a fancy desk plant instead of that cringe mug!? 🌱😤 “Oh wow, a plant that’s *better* at surviving than I am! 👏” 🤯 💬 *Leaked Conversation*: *Dev 1*: "Dude, I just bought my team ergonomic chairs." *Dev 2*: "Why tho? You trying to prevent them from seething at their desks? 😂" If you really want to flex, try gifting noise-canceling headphones and say goodbye to the *that’s what she said* jokes one more time! 🔇😴 🔥 *Hot Take*: The best gift for co-workers is a company-wide holiday off. But let’s be real, HR would turn that into a mandatory Zoom call faster than you can say “this is fine.” 💀💻 Get those gifts now before it's just you and that sad coffee mug again! 🍵✨