💦👀 Brace yourselves, skincare stans and eye-cream connoisseurs!✨ 2025 is HERE and we just cracked the code on how to make those bags under your eyes as nonexistent as your motivation to get out of bed! 🎉😴💅 🚨 Breaking News 🚨: CNET experts have dropped a *bombshell*—the 12 Best Eye Creams of 2025! But let’s be real, they could’ve just put “use money” on a list and called it a day. 💰😂 👁️‍🗨️ Think you're getting rid of those late-night anime binges with some trendy overpriced cream? 🤡 No cap, the only thing you'll be “moisturizing” is your wallet! 🤑 But let’s make like Drake and point at those brands that want us to believe we can ‘just cream’ our shine away. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, our eyes are like, "this is FINE" 🔥 while we scroll through TikTok at 3 AM. 💬 Leaked convo from a CNET intern: “Honestly, I just use the hotel lotion. The *advanced* technology of 2025 has a sticker that says ‘eye cream!’ 🙄🌌” 🔥 Hot Take: In 2030, we’re all just gonna use margaritas as our skincare routine—Hey, hydration is hydration, right? 🌊🥳 *Eyes emoji intensifies* #Stonks #SkincareIsDead 🥴