🚗💨 *Buckle up, meme squad—robotaxis are about to take us on a wild ride through cringe-street!* 🤡💀 So, like, the Financial Times just dropped a THICC report, right? Interviews with 12+ execs from Tesla, Waymo, and Zoox reveal the *real* tea ☕️: robotaxi dreams are hitting a serious pothole! 🕳️ Get this: Waymo's flexing over 250K rides a week in just FIVE cities, but the execution? *This is fine.* 😂🔥 Meanwhile, these execs are sweating harder than a cat at a dog party! 😹Why? Because scaling these sweet rides to more cities means they gotta cough up TENS OF BILLIONS. 💸💸 *Talk about rich boi problems!* Imagine Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos at an open mic, roasting each other like, “Yo, my robot taxis could take over Mars, but can’t even cross the street in Denver!” 🤖🚀💀 Can’t wait for the next meme: “Stonks or tanks?” *Drake pointing at the investment deck like it's a Picasso, but really it's just doodles on napkins.* 🎨 💥 *So here’s my hot take:* In 2030, we’ll all be riding in *flying* robot taxis that can only take you to McDonald's because they can't afford the fancy routes. #McTaxiFuture 🍟🍔 *Cope with that, Waymo!* 💣💣 Share this chaos before the robots take over and silence us all!