🚨🔥🔐 *BREAKING* — Guess what? 🌪️ The internet just got hit with some straight-up *bone-chilling* news! Three MIS-ISSUED TLS certificates for Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1 🤯 are making security peeps 😱💻 go full-on *This Is Fine* mode! ☕️🐶 So, you’re telling me some sneaky internet goblins 💀 might be able to decrypt your spicy DNS queries?! Sounds like we’re all about to be served a big ol’ bowl of 🍝 “Surprise, we read your Google searches, fam!” Leaked Developer Quote™: "Honestly, we thought we were just naming DNS servers 🤷‍♂️. Now we’re on the verge of being the *Big Brother* of the internet!" 😂👀 You know what that means? Time to fire up those VPNs and pray the IT gods give us mercy! 🙏✨ But don’t you worry, the tech giants will probably just slap a “We fixed it! 😅” sticker on it and call it a day! Classic! 🏷️😩 🔮💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the entire internet will be running on cloud-powered, AI-driven spaghetti code with a side of blockchain NFTs. Bye bye privacy, hello encrypted pasta! 🍝🚀 #strawhat#cloudflare #cryptography #holdmyjuicebox