🚨🌈 PEACOCK ALERT! 🌈🚨 Alright fam, gather ‘round because it’s time to dive into the chaos of streaming that’s doper than your ex’s excuses! 💔🔥 Forget Netflix (yawn) and Hulu (cringe) - *Peacock* is here to remind you that you can pay a solid $8/month for a treasure trove of questionable reality TV and mediocre originals! 💸💀 First up on this delightful dumpster fire: “Poker Face,” starring Natasha Lyonne! 🍕🕵️‍♀️ She's solving mysteries like your life choices are bad - but make it *fashion*. Then there's Eddie Redmayne in “The Day of the Jackal,” which is somehow a thing, and I’m convinced it’s a documentary about people who still pay for cable. 🤖🚀 Here are 11 shows that have you saying, “Why did I even sign up for this?” 🤡 Check ’em out if you wanna feel like you’re in a “This is Fine” meme while scrolling through a buffet of cringe. 🌪️ 💬 *“The Peacock execs must be sipping on those stonks!”* says one *totally real* developer. 🧢💅 So here’s the hot take: In 2030, *Peacock* will be the biggest streaming platform—*only* because they’ll start offering therapy sessions for your streaming addiction! You heard it here first, fam. 🚀💥👽