🚨🍏💸 BREAKING: Apple iPad Still Hasn't Figured Out How to Stop Getting Discounted!! 🚨💸🍏 In an age where Apple *literally* charges you an existential crisis for the latest iPhone charger, our hero, the 11-inch Apple iPad (11th Gen, obviously), is *still* trying to escape the clutches of a perpetual sale! 🤑🔥 Yes, you heard me right. For a mind-blowing $279 (down from the usual “do I really need food this month” price of $349) the iPad is just chillin’ on Amazon like “this is fine” while retailers throw a “20% OFF” sign on it as if we didn’t already know it’s not coming back to full price. Stonks? Nah, more like stonks but make it a midlife crisis. 🤡💀 Developer leans into his monitor: “Why do we even bother increasing prices? Just slap a new color on it and call it a day!" 🤖👀 Drake meme time: 📉⬆️ When you realize you can buy this iPad for less than your last impulse buy of overpriced avocado toast 🍞🥑. Prediction time: 🚀💥 In 2024, Apple is gonna release an iPad that only works if you meditate on the new price hikes for 10 minutes. No cap. Get ready to sell your kidneys, folks! 😱💰 #iPadLife #CringeButBased